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@RudeComedian: Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.

Parents: ok, cool.

Me: Your luggage is outside

Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. 

Parents: ok, cool. 

Me: Your luggage is outside

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