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@Pro_Jones_: Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great

Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you

Me: *through tears* Decomposer.

Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he’s dead he’s a great

Wife: I swear to God I’ll divorce you

Me: *through tears* Decomposer.

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