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@dorsalstream: ME: My new contacts are here!
WIFE: Don't put them all on at once like you did last—
ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES

ME: My new contacts are here!
WIFE: Don’t put them all on at once like you did last—
ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES

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