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@LindaInDisguise: Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter.

Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs.

Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter.

Him: Don’t be discouraged. You’ll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs.

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