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@KeetPotato: me: "no ill just have it here thanks"
bartender: [looks at my wife then back at me]
wife: "on the rocks means with ice keith"

me: “no ill just have it here thanks”
bartender: [looks at my wife then back at me]
wife: “on the rocks means with ice keith”

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