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@mdob11: Me: No, you hang up first
Pizza Hut: *click*
@eyeswidebutt: did you write "call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex" on the bathroom stall?
[wearing my "I hate gary" tshirt]: no
@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?
@paprbckparadise: $4 #usedbooks
@SortaBad: *practices like 1000 times in the mirror*
"One grander none-fatty flaparinno"
"I'll try again tomorrow"
@TheMichaelRock: I just found my old Nokia phone from 2003. It still has 87% battery life left.