@Sanbel11: Me: NO!
Him: What? I haven't even said anything
Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
@AndyAsAdjective: Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad
@MrsGoose69: Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk.
@junejuly12: *receives invitation to dry wedding*
*becomes wine smuggler and most popular wedding guest ever*
@LOUD_Thoughts_: I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia.