@Sanbel11: Me: NO!
Him: What? I haven't even said anything
Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
@yoyoha: I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses.
@thedailymarker: My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share.
@amydillon: My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast.
Thanks, royal baby.
@Smiilze: My welcome mat says, "Oh shit! Not you again!"
@Matt_The_1st: Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.