@Sanbel11: Me: NO!
Him: What? I haven't even said anything
Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
@hammbone84: Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart.
@mattZillaaaa: Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say "um"
@ThePocketJustin: Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline.
@lloydrang: "Love me do" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda.
@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?