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@dafloydsta: ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog.
BOSS: What's updog?
ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap.

ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog.
BOSS: What’s updog?
ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap.

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