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@BritishNicx: Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr.

Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend.

Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me…Grrrr.

Him: Erm…I’m only here to rob the bank…and I have a boyfriend.

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