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@ArfMeasures: ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher

*closes dishwasher door*
*turns it on*
*turns around*

TEASPOON: You're not gonna believe this

ME: Ok, that’s everything in the dishwasher

*closes dishwasher door*
*turns it on*
*turns around*

TEASPOON: You’re not gonna believe this

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