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@AverageCorners: Me: Okay, bed time.

Brain: I'm with you, man. I'm tired.

Nose: GUYS I LEARNED HOW TO WHISTLE "PATIENCE" BY GUNS N' ROSES!

Me: Okay, bed time.

Brain: I’m with you, man. I’m tired. 

Nose: GUYS I LEARNED HOW TO WHISTLE “PATIENCE” BY GUNS N’ ROSES!

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