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@panmidwest: ME: omg I love your accent! Say that again!

MY AUSTRALIAN WIFE: You're shallow and selfish. I'm leaving you and taking the kids.

ME: omg I love your accent! Say that again!

MY AUSTRALIAN WIFE: You’re shallow and selfish. I’m leaving you and taking the kids.

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