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@jergarl: Me: OMG I'm so tired.

Ambien: Your wife would look AMAZING covered in mustard and chocolate chips.

Me: I'm on it.

A: And Cheetos.

M: K.

Me: OMG I’m so tired.

Ambien: Your wife would look AMAZING covered in mustard and chocolate chips.

Me: I’m on it.

A: And Cheetos.

M: K.

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