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@smithsara79: Me: [on a scale] What? How did I gain weight?

Friend: Didn't you eat Taco Bell for each meal everyday last week?

Me: Uh, yeah, as a *joke*

Me: [on a scale] What? How did I gain weight?

Friend: Didn’t you eat Taco Bell for each meal everyday last week?

Me: Uh, yeah, as a *joke*

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