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@NYC_Blonde: Me: One large buttery popcorn please!
Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies...
Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR

Me: One large buttery popcorn please!
Him: Ma’am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies…
Me:  One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR

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