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@YeahDrewisOn: Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo

Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo?

Me: I have kids?

Me: One last drink and then I’m off to the petting zoo

Her: Aren’t you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo?

Me: I have kids?

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