@Carbosly: "I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious." - Dogs

@SaraMansford: Things I use my car for, from most to least: 1)Tweeting while parked 2)Snacking 3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy 4)Driving

@robboma3: Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with "in what year" Just answer 2016

@LostCatDog: He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit piñata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes

@Just_Lee_: Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming.