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@shkeeber: Me: *passes ransom note*

Mom: 2 bags of unmarked cookies?

Me: Or you'll never see the cat alive!

Mom: He's behind you.

Me: STUPID KITTY!

Me: *passes ransom note*

Mom: 2 bags of unmarked cookies?

Me: Or you’ll never see the cat alive!

Mom: He’s behind you.

Me: STUPID KITTY!

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