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@CornOnTheGoblin: me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism
assistant: now's not the time
corpse: aw come on

me: [performing autopsy] so I’ve been practicing my ventriloquism
assistant: now’s not the time
corpse: aw come on

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