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@MrsGoose69: Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge?
5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff...

Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 
5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff…

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