@truegritrumble: ME: *plummeting to earth* I'VE MISUNDERSTOOD THE INTENDED UTILITY OF PARACHUTE PANTS
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@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.