@kyry5: Me: *popping out of a giant cake, screaming* "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT ME IN THERE AFTER YOU BAKED IT"
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@TheWadest: Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: "I have a boyfriend."
@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.
@mattgallo123: Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes.
@ambamthankyamam: Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir...