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@AmericanGent69: Me: Powers out. I'll eat all the food in the fridge so it doesn't spoil
Wife: You just turned off the lights
Me: *3 tacos in my mouth* what?

Me: Powers out. I’ll eat all the food in the fridge so it doesn’t spoil
Wife: You just turned off the lights
Me: *3 tacos in my mouth* what?

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