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@truegritrumble: ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc?
DOCTOR: You've got cancer.
ME: WHAT?!
DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

ME: *pulling up my pants* What’s the prognosis, Doc?
DOCTOR: You’ve got cancer.
ME: WHAT?!
DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I’m not a doctor.

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