@shkeeber: Me: *puts ferret in box with cat*
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Making carrets!
Mom: Carrots?
Me: Yup! *plays Barry White*
Cat: *yowls*
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@trojansauce: *wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*
@skitzoette: I've finally stopped drinking for good. And I've started drinking for evil.
@Oh_God_Why_Me: Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time.
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