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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *puts six steaks on the grill*

Wife: Don't you think that's too much? It's just us and the kids.

Me: Wait, you guys are eating, too?

Me: *puts six steaks on the grill*

Wife: Don’t you think that’s too much? It’s just us and the kids.

Me: Wait, you guys are eating, too?

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