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@DurtMcHurtt: Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash*

McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear.

Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash*

McDonald’s employee: [nervously assuring me] it’s all there I swear.

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