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@TheHyyyype: ME: seen the loch ness monster?
HER: it's not real
M: *unzips pants* wanna bet?
H: *rolls eyes* sure
M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it

ME: seen the loch ness monster?
HER: it’s not real
M: *unzips pants* wanna bet?
H: *rolls eyes* sure
M: k i’ll pee and then we’ll google it

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