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@_4kidscrazy: Me: *shakes bosses hand*
Sorry I'm late to the meeting boss.
Boss: No problem, restroom?
Me: Yes, and we're out of TP and hand soap again.

Me: *shakes bosses hand*
 Sorry I’m late to the meeting boss.
Boss: No problem, restroom?
Me: Yes, and we’re out of TP and hand soap again.

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