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@FatherWithTwins: Me: Shhh, your brother is still sleeping.
4yo: *runs upstairs
CRASH
JUMP
"Wake up!"
SLAM
*runs back downstairs
"No, he's not."

Me: Shhh, your brother is still sleeping.
4yo: *runs upstairs
CRASH
JUMP
“Wake up!”
SLAM
*runs back downstairs
“No, he’s not.”

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