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@krisv_723: Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body.
Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note.

Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body. 
Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note.

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