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@ericsshadow: ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills]

SON: I lost a tooth. I'm gonna leave it under my pillow tonight.

ME: I'd wait until next week.

ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills]

SON: I lost a tooth. I’m gonna leave it under my pillow tonight.

ME: I’d wait until next week.

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