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@Brampersandon_: [Me]: *slams fork & knife down on table* Not cool, babe.
[Wife]: You didn't honestly think there'd be weed in your pot pie, did you?

[Me]: *slams fork & knife down on table* Not cool, babe.
[Wife]: You didn’t honestly think there’d be weed in your pot pie, did you?

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