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@ArfMeasures: ME: *smashes bottle into a ship*

MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it?

ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships

ME: *smashes bottle into a ship*

MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it?

ME: I’m not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships

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