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@RoosterMustache: ME: snakes are mean

TEACHER: right

ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs

TEACHER: ok

ME: so the ends justify the mean

ME: snakes are mean

TEACHER: right

ME: but it’s not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs

TEACHER: ok

ME: so the ends justify the mean

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