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@KeetPotato: me: "so is this a date?"
@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
@mdob11: *someone hands me a baby*
Oh... no thank you
*places baby on the ground*
@Dawn_M_: I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.
@envydatropic: In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it
@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Where do people go when they die?
3: I don't want to go there.
Me: Why not?
3: It's full of dead people.