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@BobTheSuit: Me: So, what do you do for a living?

Her: I flip houses.

Me: You must have incredible lower back strength.

Her: You're an idiot.

Me: So, what do you do for a living?

Her: I flip houses.  

Me: You must have incredible lower back strength.

Her: You’re an idiot.

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