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@Brampersandon_: ME: so what do you do
GUY: I'm an oral surgeon
ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser

ME: so what do you do
GUY: I’m an oral surgeon
ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you’re a helluva kisser

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