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@the_anastasia: Me: So, you come here often?
Him: .....we're in my house.
@SamGrittner: I celebrate International Women's Day by visiting my local CVS and torching all their 'JUST FOR MEN' products while screaming: "NOT TODAY!"
@shanethevein: I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck.
Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank.
@Marcmywords2: Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy
on my pants to give me an excuse
to leave early.
The real trick is sneaking the gravy
@SleazySli: What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures.
@itchyturtle: Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure.