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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night.

Coworker: Wasn't the building alarmed?

Me: Buildings don't get scared.

CW.....

Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night.

Coworker: Wasn’t the building alarmed?

Me: Buildings don’t get scared.

CW…..

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