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@thatdutchperson: Me: sorry I can't go to the farmer's market with you. Allergies.

Friend: pollen?

Me: hipsters.

Me: sorry I can’t go to the farmer’s market with you. Allergies. 

Friend: pollen?

Me: hipsters.

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