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@MoneypennyNaked: Me: Sorry, I can't tonight. I already made plans.
Him: That's too bad. There's going to be open bar and--
Me: What time should I be there?

Me: Sorry, I can’t tonight. I already made plans.
Him: That’s too bad. There’s going to be open bar and–
Me: What time should I be there?

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