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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon.

Wife: You ate Beggin' Strips.

*me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon.

Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon. 

Wife: You ate Beggin’ Strips. 

*me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon.

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