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@thepunningman: Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water
Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one
Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports

Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water
Waiter: No problem, I’ll get you a new one
Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports

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