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@WhaJoTalkinBout: me: sorry this place is such a mess
her: it’s my house
@McAttack88: Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot?
Also, what about on Twitter?
@KenJennings: LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet
@Merman_Melville: Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope
@alexlumaga: Billionaires: Don't call us "billionaires" call us "people of means" also this hot tub water's getting a bit too warm why are you adding carrots and potatoes
@PetrickSara: Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out.