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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"

*mugger approaches*

Me: "Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."

Me: “Stay back! I’m an expert when it comes to karate!”

*mugger approaches*

Me: “Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands.”

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