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@armyVet1972: Me: Strengths? I never vomit when I'm nervous. *vomits*

HR guy: Umm…you sure about that?

Me: Oh yeah, yeah. I'm just super drunk right now

Me: Strengths? I never vomit when I’m nervous. *vomits*

HR guy: Umm…you sure about that?

Me: Oh yeah, yeah. I’m just super drunk right now

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