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@leshnevsky: Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty?
Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!

Me: – Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty?
Wife: – Because you’re a pessimist, honey!

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