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@CoatCzech: Me: Table for four, please. And can we get some crayons?
Her: Will there be children dining today?
Me: No. The crayons are for me.

Me:  Table for four, please.  And can we get some crayons?
Her:  Will there be children dining today?
Me:  No. The crayons are for me.

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