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@AnkCoupleTO: Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa
Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset?
M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even

Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa
Her: I’m so sorry, are you upset?
M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let’s call it even

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